Sunday, November 9, 2008

Not For Liberals, or anyone who voted for Obama

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by Obama with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life (unless you happened to be unborn), Liberty (unless we have to spend money fighting for it in Iraq) and the pursuit of Happiness (unless you have financial success, then we’ll take it away from you). — That to secure these rights (and more government regulation and taxpayer funded abortion), Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of higher taxes, more government regulation, and abortion on demand, it is the Right of the Left to malign it, undermine it, and seek to bring it down, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to further the Liberal agenda and lead to the re-election of Barrack Obama. We will dictate that Governments long established SHOULD be changed for light and transient causes or whatever swings in the stock market should happen to come along or any other excuse we can come up with; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer and re-elect us, so long as we can conjure “Bush is bad” and blame everything on his past policies whether they had anything to do with it or not. But when after a long train of abuses and usurpations, it becomes evidence that our policies don’t work, it is our right and the main thing we know how to is to blame it all on Bush and the Republicans and keep trucking down the same failed road. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these United States; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to endure for at least the next four years. The history of the present government is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, that can only be remedied by the establishment of a spread the wealth philosophy in these States. To prove this, I will not supply any real facts but just wild accusations, fabricated statistics and condescending statements from Far Left websites and organizations which the media will gladly accept as conclusive proof.

Thank you Robert for letting me share your talent with my blog readers.

2 comments:

Bridget said...

Who is Robert? LOVE it!

Chelsea said...

An internet friend